@mylivingheavenI love this
I’m crying
*calmly* “Ma’am, put your hands up. Ma’am. Ma-”
*excited* “We have a runner, requesting backup! White female, 3 weeks old!”
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
Broad City S01E10 (2014)
Michelangelo’s Pièta (1498-1499)